Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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