guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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