Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
