Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i drank out of a bidet.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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