hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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