I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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