Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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