Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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