guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She's just so happy...and so naked.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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