is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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