Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I love you.
Bad choice
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