it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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