Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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