pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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