I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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