well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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