big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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