Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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