you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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