I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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