She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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