is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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