just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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