that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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