Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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