My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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