we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
