yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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