She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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