i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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