remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I will be naked everywhere
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We have so much sex to catch up on
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
