How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just took my morning after pill in the library
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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