So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
id be glad to
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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