Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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