And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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