If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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