I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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