hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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