Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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