Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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