ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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