He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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