never play flip cup with pint glasses
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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