Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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