I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
