She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I am naked and annoyed.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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