But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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