Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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