Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Vodka?
Forever.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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