margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
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