About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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