school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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