We should be called the Road Head Warriors
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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