How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I supernannyed him into submission
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
