i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
