you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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