so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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